neathstuck: [LOIS YELLING.MP3]

No more words are needed between yourself and the devil as you start cracking your knuckles. Each loud pop makes the bastard's eyes shift around rapidly and his body flinch visibly. As he looks for a way out, nearly stumbling as he begins taking steps backward to avoid you, your tiny friend looks on with her eye widened.

A crowd begins to gather as you cry out emphatically, fist raised as you leap forward toward the devil:

"WELCOME TO'ELL CHILD-LUVA'"

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to make a long story short, lois, at one point, did not know booker's Actual Age, and booker was getting Weird Letters from the devils

one in particular was just downright scandalous, so ofc something had to be done

ngl lois is a National Treasure
a nnational fufcking treasure

art (c) me
original panel, homestuck (c) andrew hussie
lois (c) king-homo